facebook joke

I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

Boss comes up to an employee: Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month! Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day.

A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.